上方落语界(jiè )的大师笑满(📒)庭桥鹤（长门裕之 饰）弥留之际(jì )留下(🎺)了想看女(🆖)人下体的笑(xiào )话，直(zhí )至守灵之夜仍引得(dé )弟子们阵阵发(fā )笑。回忆起师傅(🐿)生前发(fā )生(🎩)的种种趣(qù )事(shì )，众人兴起之余抬着师傅的尸(shī )体跳(📞)起(qǐ )(🎿)了死者之舞。不(bú )久(jiǔ )大(dà )(🚸)师兄(🚑)桥(🐶)次（(🕕)笹(xiǎo )野高史(shǐ ) 饰(💞)）去世(shì )，围(wéi )绕大师兄(xiōng )的死因又勾(😞)起(🖲)了师兄(xiōng )弟们浓厚的(㊗)“性(🥔)趣(qù )”，关于桥(qiáo )次灾难体质的掌故亦(yì )再次(🙉)为(💪)他(tā )们所提(🈴)起。白事接二连(lián )(🔔)三，师娘(⛳)志(zhì )津(jīn )子（富司(sī )(🤳)纯子(zǐ ) 饰）遽然离世(shì )(⚾)，这群以讲述笑话引人发笑的落语(yǔ )者以(yǐ )他们独有(yǒu )的方式为逝者们一(🥋)一送别(bié )(🌪)……(🌼)正(zhèng )因与未婚(hūn )夫(😝)分手而心情颓(tuí )丧(🈺)的Nina（莉顿·梅斯特 Leighton Meester 饰(shì )）在感(💣)恩节前夕回到(🏓)家(🚽)中(zhōng )准备与家人(😳)的聚餐，尼娜(nà )的父(👚)亲(🛃)父亲(qīn )Terry（奥利弗(fú )·普莱(🚩)特(🍹) Oliver Platt 饰(shì )(🌲)）(💕)与住对街(🐱)的Walling一家感(gǎn )情(qíng )甚好(hǎo )，准备借此机(jī )会(huì )撮合他家的儿子Toby（亚当(dāng )·布罗迪 Adam Brody 饰(shì )）和(😂)自(zì )己(👡)的女(nǚ )儿Nina交(jiāo )往。不想在一连串(chuàn )偶然(🍂)之后(hòu )，Nina和Toby的(de )父(fù )亲David（休·劳(láo )瑞(ruì ) Hugh Laurie 饰）之间竟然擦出了(🤟)暧(🏫)昧(💦)的火花，这场或许(xǔ )(🙂)将严重(chóng )影(🕶)响社(🔘)区睦邻友好关系(xì )的微妙忘年(🛍)恋该如何(hé )收场？维克多（(🐣)瑞沙德(🤩)•斯垂克(🤯) Reshad Strik 饰）(🚰)曾是一(🐁)名优秀(xiù )的冲浪(làng )运动员(🌥)，却在职(💱)业(yè )(🌛)的最巅峰(fēng )因为膝盖(gài )(🏰)受伤而不(bú )得不告别了赛(sài )场。他将自己对冲(chōng )浪运动未尽的愿望全部都(🤮)寄(jì )托在(zài )了弟弟(📑)杰西（拉奇(🧜)兰(🥖)•布坎南 Lachlan Buchanan 饰）的身上，这种强烈的期望常常让杰西感(📮)到痛苦(🚔)不堪。福格(gé )斯（沙维尔•塞(sāi )缪尔 Xavier Samuel 饰）是家中(zhōng )最小的(de )一个，虽然他对(duì )冲(🗼)浪也有着强烈的热(🙂)情，但这种热(🚀)情(qíng )却总是被(🐂)哥哥们(men )忽视。A former mercenary Joe tries to help a married woman, Lisa, who is a victim of domestic violence by her husband, but Joe kills him by accident. After completing his six-year term in jail, he funds out Lisa is still paying off the debt left by her husband. He gets involved in the street-fighting to make money.Harriet Farmer is attacked in woods on her way to elope with boyfriend Finn Robson and left in a coma.Finn vanishes and a year later,as the annual Bishopwood chess tournament begins,Harriet wakes up with temporary amnesia. The chess club president,unpopular writer Edward Stannington is murdered,his sole heir being his dippy aunt Vivian. Barnaby learns that Stannington is the father of a young chess prodigy whom he has disowned and was out to discredit his chess rival,Alan Robson,Finn's father,the millionaire creator of a computer chess game. Furthermoreunhappily-married hotelier Arthur Potts wanted the victim to invest in his ailing business and was refused. After Harriet's father is also murdered her kindly doctor,Laura Parr, and Barnaby take the girl to the woods where she was attacked to see if she can recall the events of the previous year.本(🥃)片(piàn )為文藝喜劇，由大導演(😢)岳(🥗)楓執導於1967年。故事描述，陳太太(❤)有女潔玉（舒(shū )佩(pèi )佩）及美玉（李(🍕)麗麗(🍎)），潔玉已(👣)工作(zuò )，美(měi )玉仍求學；適逢陳家(🦊)有空(🔇)房(🙃)出(chū )(➖)租，少奇（楊帆）來租，一談即(😰)合(hé )(🔯)；潔(🛐)玉三個姊姊，皆與租(⏺)客(🥐)結婚(hūn )，所以潔玉表姊趙靜蘭（(🐅)林嘉(🙉)）之母(mǔ )決仿效陳家租房選婿；未(wèi )幾(jǐ )，有一醫科學生(🤬)欣農（金峰）(🚳)來租房(🐱)，趙母見(jiàn )他是理想(xiǎng )快婿，忙出租。原(👮)來少(shǎo )奇與欣農是(shì )同學，少奇老成寡(🌤)言，被(⛳)潔玉、美玉(yù )視為怪人(rén )，欣農則只顧談戀(liàn )愛……肥宝（洪金宝 饰(😆)）(🤖)整(zhěng )日(rì )坑蒙拐(🕷)骗，不顾父亲（洪金宝 饰）的责罚与朋友小海（孟(mèng )海 饰(shì )）(🏈)搭档出(📀)千骗(🥚)人，代客泊(🥔)车的二人(rén )见识(shí )了女骗子莉莉（(🦏)利智 饰）的高超(🚂)手(shǒu )段，欲(🏌)从中分一杯羹(gēng )却被莉莉的仇家盯(📭)上。小(🥟)海被对方捉走(🥄)当做人质(💔)，肥宝要搭(🥕)救(💗)小(🦈)海(hǎi )，怎奈事(shì )事不顺(🍌)，遂迁怒(❗)于自己(🤘)去世的“赌王(wáng )”爷(🥂)爷洪九(jiǔ )（(🤛)洪金宝 饰）。洪(🥉)九不甘(👣)被孙子(zǐ )(♈)侮辱，加(👽)之为了向仇人及(jí )其后(🔗)代寻仇，其怨灵重返(fǎn )人(rén )家，帮助(😷)肥宝在赌场上大杀(shā )四方，并(bìng )成功(🗳)救(💱)回(huí )了(le )小海(👙)。得到好处的肥宝想摆脱(tuō )洪九，但(🙎)终因亲情而作罢(bà )。肥(😊)宝(🎠)依计乔装(zhuāng )成(💙)大陆(👐)领(📂)导接近仇(chóu )家为祖(😡)父报仇，将(😱)父亲和莉莉也(yě )牵涉其中……19世(shì )纪，大不(bú )(🚫)列颠帝国雄霸(bà )海上，维多利亚(🏟)女王骄(㊙)扬(yáng )跋扈(hù )（(😖)伊(yī )梅尔(ěr )达·(🧒)斯汤顿 Imelda Staunton 配音），但是横行(háng )(🐗)四海的海盗仍令(🤧)她(💮)愤(🗄)恨不已。这群(🍺)不法之徒中，海(🍿)盗船长(zhǎng )(😯)（休·格(💦)兰特 Hugh Grant 配音(yīn )）则显得有些(🚑)寒(hán )酸，他手下跟着(🐱)一帮老弱(🚠)病残，每次(cì )打劫虽(suī )(🦄)然斗志(🕷)昂扬，却(què )总是(⌚)了无(🐇)所得。这一天，他在(zài )血色之岛上受到了(le )业内高手(🏴)黑鬼贝(bèi )拉（杰里米·皮文(🌊) Jeremy Piven 配(👃)音）(😠)和(hé )弯刀莉兹(zī )（萨尔玛·海耶(⏪)克 Salma Hayek 配音(🆓)）等人(rén )的嘲笑。为了证明(míng )(🛐)实力，赢(🚲)得年度海(🤢)盗(🗑)大奖，船长开始四处(chù )劫(jié )掠(luě )(📂)，结(jié )果意外结(jié )识了生物学家(⚫)达尔文（大(🍘)卫·田(tián )纳(nà )特(tè ) David Tennant 配音）。达尔文发现(💅)，船(🎾)长(zhǎng )的宠物竟然是早已灭绝的(✒)渡渡鸟(👈)。于是他花(huā )言(👂)巧语劝诱船长去(qù )伦(🔬)敦(dūn )参(cān )加(👾)年度(dù )科(kē )学(xué )家大赛，而船长也离他(🚯)的海(hǎi )盗(🚯)之(zhī )路(lù )越来越远……维(wéi )奥(🚵)莱塔(tǎ )愿(yuàn )意做任何(hé )事(🦎)情(qíng )去找寻她失(shī )(🎉)踪的孩子(🥋)，埃(❇)琳娜则享(🤺)有一(yī )个奇怪的秘密。萝拉(lā )要(🍼)清算(🎻)她过去的债(🎦)务，胡安娜需要(👝)有人无(wú )条(tiáo )件地爱她，恩里克塔(tǎ )只想(xiǎng )找一个(🛩)能让她笑的(de )人(rén )，然而(ér )(🗻)这五个(gè )女人却(què )有(🕢)共(🛌)同的东西(➿)：她(🍜)们(🐌)所(🈶)有的人(🐡)都与(🤯)钻(zuàn )石闪有关。一(yī )个(gè )神(shén )秘的、将(🏰)会永远(👞)改变他们的生(shēng )活的角色。Sketches include 'Keep Fit', 'Vicar Wine Tasting', 'Loading a Cannon', 'Sleeping Beauty Act III', 'Attic Memories', 'Dick Emery's Fun Book', 'Ada and Herbert', 'Bert Plans a Trip to Mars', plus music from guests Brooks, and Lulu.The story of a rag-tag team of Air Force personnel who attempted to get into outer space long before the NASA program even existed.影片讲述了清(🌱)朝王爷小(🏙)寅(❄)(爱(🏟)新觉罗咏宁)因厌(🏨)倦(😪)宫廷式婚姻，一(yī )心(xīn )寻找值(zhí )得千(qiān )年(nián )(🐤)守护的爱情故事。Next Week in Bologna is a tongue-in-cheek nod to Italian Neo-Realism, shot in Rob Nilsson's Direct Action style. A pickpocket cinema projectionist in Bologna, Italy, narrates three intertwining stories of tourists who visit his city one summer. A timid adjunct professor from Australia receives word from a mysterious stranger about his imminent death while nervously preparing to present his paper on the classic film Last Year at Marienbad. An apostate ex-priest gifts a naive and destitute young couple with a camcorder...for possibly lecherous purposes. And, lastly, the pickpocket projectionist narrator pursues his own adventure with a lovely but understandably cautious Icelandic girl.