身怀绝技的(⛲)厨师(🐽)叶大岗（孙(🐌)海英 饰）和徒弟裘(qiú )子(zǐ )（杜(🤢)双宇 饰）在游击(🥈)队做(🛤)炊事(shì )员。一次送饭(fàn )途中，裘(🌫)子邂逅了(le )自(❣)己暗恋多年的梦中情人(rén )小(xiǎo )荷（阎俊希 饰）。小荷(hé )经营着(🥄)一家(jiā )杂(zá )货铺(🐖)，此时(📞)已是(🎫)韵味十(😚)足(🍮)的俏寡妇(fù )(🚸)。叶师傅暗中支招有(🤷)意(yì )促成，眼见(📎)好事(🚣)将(🔩)成，一(yī )队日本(⏯)兵却从(cóng )天(tiān )而降。原(🎛)本平静美(měi )好(💻)的田园生活被打破(pò )了(le )(🤠)，而引狼(㊙)入室的正(zhèng )是(⛓)土(tǔ )财(⏰)主李(lǐ )(🍄)老(⛏)六(🥫)（盛石头(🔔) 饰）。叶大岗和裘子阴(🎋)差(🥕)阳错地被(🚴)扣(🧣)为人质(🕯)，专职为(wéi )鬼子提供餐饮服务。原(yuán )(🛎)来(lái )日(rì )本兵(bīng )大队(🈸)长米(🏻)西(🐛)太(tài )君（刘长(🥋)春 饰）是个略(luè )(💹)带神(shén )经质(zhì )的变态美食家(jiā )，他最爱的就是在饱(bǎo )餐(cān )奇绝美味后跟游击队干(🍽)上(🏃)一仗。危机降临，英雄登场，一场惊心动魄、爆笑幽默(🔲)的毒中毒大战全面打响。这是一个浪漫的喜剧(✖)。一个不(😉)负责(🚩)任的(de )人,为了重(chóng )新赢(yíng )取他的妻子的心,开(kāi )(🈂)始了一(🐱)段(🖱)可笑的旅途。It's Valentine's Day and Bigfoot is on the loose and looking for a mate! Jenny is house sitting when her cousin convinces her to have a get together. It's not long after that Bigfoot enters the cul-de-sac, leaving the neighborhood residents to defend their street from the beast!太(🚔)子深夜遇害，疑(yí )(👻)似(sì )猫妖作(zuò )祟(🧢)，一(🥑)时谣言四起、人心(xīn )惶惶。包(bāo )大人临危(🏐)受命，在伏妖师魁府君与禁(jìn )军乔姬(🗼)协助下，揭穿猫妖(yāo )奇案背后的阴谋(móu )，也(🏑)解开了六年前“狸(lí )猫换太(tài )(🆘)子”之悬案。《侠道飞车》是由传(🔢)承无限文化传(📥)媒（北京）(📼)有(yǒu )(🤭)限(xiàn )公司和(hé )(♑)法缘(yuán )影视文化(huà )集(🈁)团联合出(chū )品的一部动作喜剧(jù )(📃)电影(🔛)。影片(〰)将由当红演员林更新和周迅联(🛹)袂主演(yǎn )，将由(yóu )(🈶)韩国著名(míng )导(🚒)演和中(🤷)国(guó )新(xīn )锐导演联合执(♓)导，演绎一(🍁)部新(xīn )颖公路动作(zuò )喜剧(jù )电影。当(dāng )红演员林(lín )(📛)更新曾出(📔)演过《西游伏妖篇》、m.dianshiyu.com《长(zhǎng )(🐉)城》、(✏)《火烧云》、《煎饼侠》等热门(🍯)影片，是(🤯)国内内(nèi )地新(xīn )生代男演(🎿)员(yuán )。另一主演周迅曾演(🍮)过(🕕)《我的早更(gèng )女友》、《撒(sā )娇(🈵)女人最好命》、《窃听风云3》《画皮2》等热门(mén )影(🌼)片(piàn )。泰(tài )(🌕)秀为了抢(qiǎng )(⏹)夺郑泰成家的(🍛)传家(🌽)之宝—(⏬)—天(tiān )(🦕)剑不惜将(📬)其杀(shā )害(🍪)，更(gèng )斩草(cǎo )除根(gēn )(😧)追杀(shā )郑泰(🅰)成的家(♊)人。郑家只幸存一对双生儿(🕤)青和龙。龙身带残疾，从小罗(🕓)锅(guō )，避(bì )身(🚶)在山村内。青从小(xiǎo )习武，时(🚸)时刻(kè )刻(🎿)铭记为家族血恨(🐼)，立志(zhì )追回家宝(bǎo )(🈸)。青以食客身(🌹)份潜入泰(🌁)秀家。这时，龙也出山，不想被(🏵)泰秀抓(📕)住(⏳)。后(🍞)来，又挺身而出另一个罗(📖)锅，将(🎎)龙(lóng )(🏺)救出，并将泰秀杀(shā )死。An adventurous love story of a young tribal couples Called Mynaa(Amala Paul) and Surali(Vidharth) from a far away mountain village. Since childhood that becomes more intense as they grow. Though Mynaa's mother assures Suruli of getting them married, she changes her mind and arranges for Mynaa to marry a man working in abroad. Infuriated, Suruli threatens to kill her. He its arrested by the police and given a 15-day prison sentence. But Suruli escapes from prison sooner He get caught again in his village by cops Bhaskar(Sethu) and Ramaiah(Thambi Ramaiah). Mynaa too goes along with him as they decide to get married after he is released from prison. On their way, they encounter adventures that their way thereby reaching Kerala(neighbour state). From there, their journey continues with many unexpected hurdles and rest of the story is how they reach their destination and what will happen to that couples.午夜(🍗)十(🤗)二时，何慧(huì )仙往酒店探望伯父何书麟(🍼)，赫(🕌)然发(🏄)现麟背中飞刀身亡。为(wéi )麟打(dǎ )理工厂的(👑)仙(📯)夫(🤸)刘大伟与副经理洪(🈷)刚栽赃(zāng )嫁祸，引警方追捕晚上(shàng )十一时多与(yǔ )麟(lín )会(huì )(👺)晤的(de )(🙂)李(lǐ )(⏸)文中。中无辜(gū )蒙冤(yuān )，逃往寻仙求助。中怀疑(🥞)在酒(🌟)店(diàn )夜(yè )总会(huì )表(🥅)演的(🧔)飞(🏕)刀手赵(zhào )标(biāo )与凶案(👷)有关，在仙的掩(yǎn )护下往夜总会寻找罪证。标见行迹败露，逃往酒(🎌)店房间会(huì )合伟、刚等人，匪(fěi )众决定当夜杀(💥)仙(✴)夺(✡)产(chǎn )。时(shí )近午夜，伟(🔐)正要向仙(xiān )、中狠下毒手，暗(🧕)中(zhōng )(👢)监视的(🐻)警方掩至，把(bǎ )凶(xiōng )徒(🚐)一网(😹)成(chéng )擒(qín )。Comedy set in a modelling agency, Maggie's Models.韩国(🏖)演员裴(péi )宗玉(🛏)、李源(yuán )(🗳)根(gēn )及池允浩出演(🍾)的影片，影片《换季》主(zhǔ )要讲述(shù )一位(wèi )母亲得知(zhī )儿子与朋友之(🐧)间的秘密后(📂)，三人(📨)之间的故事。演员裴宗玉将在影片(piàn )(🍿)中饰演母(mǔ )亲(qīn )美婧，池允浩将饰演(🌤)儿子秀贤，李源根则饰演秀贤(xián )的朋(péng )友勇俊小时(🌾)候，日向翔阳从电视(👫)上看见排球比赛，乌(wū )野高中(zhōng )的一名小个子(zǐ )在球上的(de )英姿，简直就是(🚕)个(🤧)“小巨人”。他对此印(yìn )象非(fēi )(🗳)常深刻，并开始(shǐ )迷上排球，一直想(🍥)成(😒)为“小巨人(rén )”一样的人。初中(zhōng )时排球部不够(gòu )人(rén )数，他只好默默(mò )等(děng )待，后来(lái )在终于(yú )有新成(chéng )员(🕷)加入(rù )后，参(cān )(📚)与了第一次也是最(zuì )后一次(cì )的比(bǐ )赛，然而他们(men )不(bú )幸与(🗳)最强(🏴)队伍对决(🌈)，结果当然(rán )落(🔂)败了(🛣)。单凭自己(✍)的话，是绝(jué )对没办法看(kàn )见那(nà )景色的，不(📁)是(🍪)自己一(yī )人的(⏪)话，或许就能看见了。为了能够(gòu )打(dǎ )出“胜利”的(de )比(bǐ )(🎑)赛，翔阳(✖)努力考入(rù )乌野高中(zhōng )，为(wéi )实现(🔘)成(chéng )为“小巨人”的排(pái )球(qiú )梦想而努(🍽)力着(🕡)！美丽(🍘)动人、天真(zhēn )无(🚏)邪的女孩(hái )安(💭)妮，一直向往探(🐹)险(xiǎn )和(😱)旅(lǚ )行生活(huó )。但(dàn )很(hěn )快她(tā )发(🎆)现自己卷(juàn )入了(🌴)一位美国旅行家和另(lìng )一位富翁出(✔)版商(👂)之(😍)间的爱情三(🛶)角(👼)恋(liàn )之中(🎙)。他们三人之间会(huì )发生怎样的故(gù )(🧐)事？结果又如何呢(ne )？The host for the episode is Eric Idle (his third appearance), and the musical guest is Kate Bush. The skits for this episode are as follows: The telepsychic takes questions from callers about the future, giving each one the same answer. Julia Child demonstrates how to prepare a roast chicken and proceeds to slice her hand open and bleed to death in the studio. A game show host explains the convoluted rules of the show using sound effects. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on serial killers, Christmas shopping and the Nobel Peace Prize, Bill Murray interviews Valerie Harper who claims her show was canceled because of anti-Semitism, after which Jane proposes a grass-roots movement to build support for ERA by withholding oral sex. Father Guido Sarducci relates his experiences at a nude wrestling club. A studio manager is waiting for a drugged-out punk rocker to show up for a recording while her handlers try to keep everyone patient and high. Joan Face interviews Irwin ...