This comedic political satire lampoons Russian communist leader Josef Stalin and ridicules the brief period of communism in Italy following World War II. The leader has sex on a bedspread with his own likeness. A hammer and sickle, along with a swastika, is prominently displayed on the posterior of his lovely mistress. The film continues with a series of sight gags, puns and short sketches with some brief interludes of female nudity. The finale finds Stalin's coffin being removed from the mausoleum in Red Square in Moscow and Italy finding another government. ~ Dan Pavlides, Rovi 革命胜利(🏦)(lì )后，红军(jun1 )战士李春牛回(🐋)到阔别多年的(👼)家(jiā )乡铁(tiě(🕸) )牛镇(zhèn )。他思(⛺)念(🤱)着(zhe )家乡，更盼(🚰)望(wàng )和妻(qī(🛠) )子夏姑相见。但(♓)(dàn )他万万没(🖕)有想到，夏姑(❌)已经和(hé )一(🔞)一(😿)(yī )个被(bèi )村(🌋)里人称为“来(👪)历不明”的铁(👰)(tiě(♋) )保结(jié )婚了(🎶)(le )。到码头迎接(🙄)春牛的正是(🙈)(shì )夏姑(gū )与铁(🌐)(tiě )保的10岁女(🦗)儿(ér )细妹。其实(🌳)，细妹(mèi )是被(🎞)村干部派来(🥗)(lái )接秋(qiū )林的(🥙)。秋林是(shì )和存牛一起(qǐ(🛐) )参军(jun1 )的战(zhàn )友(🤭)，已到了县城(📊)，即将归来。春(🌫)牛(💿)(niú )被细(xì )妹(😘)领到已经(jī(🎉)ng )失明的秋林嫂(🥂)(sǎo )家，从秋林(🕎)嫂口中，春牛(🏈)得知自己妻(🔃)子(🖤)(zǐ )已另嫁他(💜)人(rén )，而(ér )痛(🎶)苦(kǔ )万分。夏(🗄)姑(🏪)躲着不见春(💿)牛(niú )，春(chūn )牛(🎛)的(de )养娘(niáng )元(🐍)婆和父亲八两(🧠)老叔因对(duì(🙍) )此事(shì )也不明(🎐)底细。经(jīng )过(🦎)一番痛苦的(💟)思想(xiǎng )斗争，春(🍩)牛决定(dìng )离开(kāi )铁牛镇(🥏)。在村(cūn )边码头(🦄)上，元婆(pó )和(🕷)八(bā )两叔追(🌔)上(🍨)春牛，春牛得(🏰)知秋林(lín )刚(😣)在(zài )县里(lǐ )的(🍎)剿匪战斗(dò(⚾)u )中牺牲，而乡(♍)(xiāng )亲们(men )正盼(🔓)望(👪)亲人归来(lá(🐁)i )，决定留下来(🐟)和乡(xiāng )亲们(🛤)一(🎣)起搞(gǎo )春耕(🎏)(gēng )救灾(zāi )。等(🔸)待丈夫归来(🛸)的秋林嫂(sǎo )，虽(🔻)(suī )然双(shuāng )目(🤰)失(shī )明，心中却(🧤)亮着一盏灯(😪)，十多(duō )年来(🙁)，她一心为(wéi )前(🌓)方、为乡亲们奔(bēn )波操(🤙)劳。乡亲们(men )不忍(🧓)(rěn )告诉她秋(😘)林牺(xī )牲的(🐎)消(➖)息，公公(gōng )八(😢)两(liǎng )叔也一(😲)直隐瞒着实情(⏳)。春牛又(yòu )受(🖱)八(bā )两叔(shū(🏃) )的委托，按(à(🚷)n )月(🍂)代替秋林给(⬇)(gěi )嫂子(zǐ )写(👋)信。但秋林嫂(😾)(sǎ(🏒)o )还是知道了(😰)秋林牺(xī )牲(🕶)的消息，她头(🛀)(tóu )晕倒(dǎo )在地(🔞)上。后来，秋林(🖍)嫂问(wèn )0强地(dì(💲) )振作(zuò )起来(🗣)(lái )，她告诉春(🌥)牛，夏姑和铁(tiě(🧑) )保是(shì )在敌人的威逼下(⏹)(xià )为了互相掩(💆)护认做(zuò )假(📴)夫妻的阶(jiē(🌑) )级(🍑)兄(xiōng )妹。铁保(🤩)为了掩护(hù(👤) )夏姑，被敌(dí )人(🌖)割(gē )下了(le )一(📥)只耳朵。在白(🕓)色恐怖下，他(🅾)(tā(🏄) )们不(bú )敢说(🎤)(shuō )出实情。后(📅)(hòu )来是听说(🚦)春(❔)牛(niú )牺牲(shē(🏒)ng )了，才真正结(🔕)为(wéi )夫妻的(👸)。解放后，他们的(❣)女儿(ér )细妹(🈸)(mèi )已经(jīng )大了(📯)，他们怕此事(🆗)传出去(qù )对(🐉)孩(hái )子不(bú )好(😴)，始终把苦衷埋在心底。乡(🛑)(xiāng )政府(fǔ )动员(💕)铁保回老家(🕸)(jiā )，铁保把政(🐯)府(🕟)发给(gěi )他的(🤩)生活补(bǔ )助(🔭)费(fèi )偷偷(tōu )留(🚒)给r夏姑和细(🖖)(xì )妹，含泪走(🎣)(zǒu )出了(le )家门(📤)(mé(📲)n )。铁保被夏姑(🏎)和细妹追回(♏)家中(zhōng )，春(chū(📹)n )牛(📂)赶(gǎn )来，夏姑(🤠)和(hé )铁保请(🥝)求春牛(niú )原(🎰)谅(liàng )。春牛含泪(🐘)把珍(zhēn )藏在(📜)身边的与夏姑(💥)(gū )定情的信(😲)物(wù )——玉(🚪)镯(zhuó )交给铁保(💊)，祝他们永生幸福。 Eddie Monsoon is a South African entertainer who,following the failure of several pilot shows for TV in his homeland,faked his suicide,went to Brazil and then to England where he attracted notoriety with his explicit sex farces on the stage and shocking TV shows which even Channel 4 banned. Now he is in rehab at Les Incurables for the seventeenth time,a drug and alcohol addict wanted on two continents for sex crimes. In exchange for money he tells interviewer Tony Bilbow his story - before mysteriously disappearing. Written by don @ minifie-1 名補(bǔ(👶) )頭石(shí )玉龍，年(🕌)邁退休，息隱(🛫)林(lín )泉，不問(😯)世(🔛)事，平時(shí )教(🏀)授其女芳儀(🐋)及三(sān )徒兒武(🔮)技，自得(dé )其(🌧)樂(lè )。某日，湖(🆗)州府伊突遣(🦔)捕(😶)(bǔ )投來(lái )告(✌)... 名(míng )補頭石(🍒)玉龍，年邁退(🥝)休(🍉)，息隱(yǐn )林泉(🚛)(quán )，不(bú )問世(🌜)事，平(píng )時教(🥉)授其女芳儀及(💐)(jí )三徒兒武(📔)技，自(zì )得其樂(🐕)。某日，湖(hú )州(🔫)府伊突遣(qiǎ(🎰)n )捕投(tóu )來告(gà(🐒)o )... A terrifying film that offers a decidedly different take on the gruesome practice of cannibalism. Long Pig... 金山戈（唐威）為一浪(🏐)跡天涯(yá )之江(🏯)(jiāng )湖客(kè )，因(😹)見金人入侵(🕘)河(⚪)山破碎(suì )，乃(🏌)(nǎi )思投在張(🚉)哲元帥(shuài )麾下(🎶)從軍報國。一(💰)(yī )夜遇見丞(🧓)相(xiàng )之子(zǐ(🚦) )與(🀄)兩(liǎng )惡少在(🔇)酒樓飲酒作(🚎)樂，仗(zhàng )勢欺(📓)(qī(🔣) )人與(yǔ )之發(🐸)生衝突大打(🚗)出手，丞相之(😄)(zhī )子不(bú )幸為(🕣)(wéi )惡少失手(🆖)刺(cì )死，誣山戈(🧣)所為，元帥亦(🐛)誤為山戈(gē(😄) )所刺，欲押解發(👊)配(pèi )邊地，途中(zhōng )遇金(jī(🙃)n )兵攔(lán )阻，差官(😼)逃走無蹤，山(🍖)戈藝高(gāo )膽(😂)大(dà )打的(de )金兵(⬜)落花流水，山(🚵)戈亦解(jiě )枷鎖(🍜)(suǒ )。元帥張哲(⛹)為金(jīn )元帥(📴)完顏（魏蘇）(🌥)所殺，元帥(shuà(🚰)i )之女(nǚ )恩珠(🐢)(zhū )（韓湘琴(🗳)）(💙)幸得王封（(🐚)高(gāo )明）之(🚐)助(zhù )，一行人(🏺)逃至陸莊，以其(🍐)為根(gēn )據地(💎)(dì )，招(zhāo )募天(🕯)下英雄(xióng )報國(🔪)仇家恨，值山(🔽)(shān )戈路經此處(➖)，比(bǐ )武結果王封大為賞(🛳)(shǎng )識...