All't best bits from series 1 to 3 where we all look youngerer apart from Fearne who's always looked like an old lady (only joking she's super F.A.F). Travel back in time to when it first started with appearances from John Bishop, Emma Bunton, Dermot O’Leary, Davina McCall, Paddy McGuiness and my 2 Irish offspring Jedward POTATO! With 'nuff unseen stuff that was never aired cos I said things I shouldn't, outakes, and all those other extra fings you get on a DVD which stands for Digital Versatile Disc. Laugh until ya stop. Mot, mot, mot. All't best, Keith Lemon. 电影《有(🥋)事(♎)找(zhǎo )王(wáng )江》由公安部宣传(🐏)(chuá(🏽)n )局(jú )、黑龙江(🚽)(jiāng )省公安厅和(📦)大连恒光(guāng )文(🐨)(wé(🆗)n )化传媒有限公(🥂)司联合出品(🛍)，由(yóu )佳(jiā )木斯(👰)市(🐕)委、市政府(fǔ(💢) )和(hé )佳木斯(sī(⭕) )市(shì )公安局协助(🙊)拍摄。电(diàn )影(🔴)讲述了驻村民(🧑)警(🖲)王江在平凡(❗)(fá(👏)n )的(de )岗位上，忠于(📛)使命、甘于寂寞(mò )、乐于奉(💆)献的先进事(shì(🏪) )迹(jì )，讴歌(gē )了(😊)他(🌜)牢记宗旨、(👴)一(💨)心(xīn )为(wéi )民的公仆情怀以(🍡)及(✏)他扎(zhā )根基层(🎭)(céng )、爱岗敬业(🆒)的优良作(zuò )风(🌪)(fē(🏣)ng )和淡泊名(míng )利(🎆)、无私豁达(👥)的思想(xiǎng )品(pǐ(🔵)n )质(🍛)。 本片演绎一对(🔏)7年恋人的感(gǎ(🔘)n )情(qíng )从死到生的(⛓)过程，《起死回(🏼)(huí )生(shēng )的爱》提(🗑)醒(🍄)我们，在(zài )这(㊗)个(🕓)世界上，我们唯(🔕)一能做的(de )就(jiù )是毫无保留地(😥)对爱的(de )坚持。 华(🌧)(huá )夫(fū )人是一(🍮)个(🏋)著名的女(nǚ(🍔) )贼(🍷)(zéi )，但很(hěn )少有人知道她还(🌛)有(🦔)一(yī )个(gè )女儿(🎎)小凤，十几年来(✴)一(yī )直寄养(yǎ(🎨)ng )在(👪)(zài )乡下她的姐(📰)夫家。随(suí )着(📋)年龄的(de )增长，已(👊)近(🍬)中年的华(huá )夫(🍛)(fū )人开始厌倦(🛋)窃贼的生活，想从(🗑)(cóng )此(cǐ )与女(🐘)儿一起平平静(🚊)(jì(🕉)ng )静(jìng )的过日(🈸)(rì(🍋) )子(zǐ )。华夫人为(🆙)人仗义(yì )，想在散伙之前对手(❔)下的弟兄们(men )有(👇)(yǒu )个交待，便拿(🗄)出(😰)自己(jǐ )所有(🛩)的(🏀)积(jī )蓄(xù )分给了他们。然而(🤓)(é(🏞)r )，奸诈的(de )老刘非(🏪)但不领情，反(fǎ(🌹)n )而(ér )到处散布(🎙)她(🧞)是想抛弃弟(dì(📯) )兄们和(hé )女(📌)(nǚ )儿一起去享(🌴)清(🍽)福。华(huá )夫人被(😧)激(jī )怒了，开枪(🌉)打伤了老(lǎo )刘(liú(🚠) )。老刘因此对(😲)她怀恨在心。华(😣)(huá(🤵) )夫(fū )人满心(🖋)欢(⏫)喜地来到(dào )了(🎬)(le )乡下，不(bú )料姐夫却告诉她小(🕎)(xiǎo )凤(fèng )已经害(😣)急病死了。华夫(😚)人(🍳)悲痛(tòng )万(wà(😶)n )分(🏖)。既然女儿已经不(bú )在了，今(🍬)(jī(🍉)n )后(hòu )的生活也(🎻)就无所谓(wèi )了(🥅)(le )，心灰(huī )意冷的(🐥)华(🎞)夫人决定继(jì(🎂) )续(xù )自(zì )己(🔃)的窃贼生涯。其(🙇)实(🏄)(shí )，小凤(fèng )并(bì(😡)ng )没有死，而是被(🏊)她(tā )黑(hēi )心的姨(❓)父(fù )卖进了(🏭)妓院。这个秘(mì(⬅) )密(🔺)(mì )被暗暗跟(🎲)踪(🚭)华夫人而来的(🧀)老刘(liú )知(zhī )道了，他悄悄地把(🈺)(bǎ )小(xiǎo )凤从妓(🍗)(jì )院(yuàn )里“偷”了(🍜)出(♉)来。转(zhuǎn )眼六(🕣)年(🐠)过去了，小凤在老六的(de )精(jī(🍵)ng )心(🎩)训练下，已经成(😪)了(le )一个化名(mí(🤹)ng )白(bái )小姐的惯(🎈)偷(📽)。然而(ér )华(huá )夫(🌖)人却(què )一直(💟)被蒙在鼓里。一(🅱)(yī(🆔) )天(tiān )，贵妇李夫(🚨)人举行盛大(dà(💠) )的宴会(huì )。白小姐(🍖)、华夫人、(👎)还(hái )有一个被(👳)(bè(㊙)i )强迫做贼的(🔹)青(🈳)年徐志(zhì )祥(xiá(🏼)ng )都混了进去。他们的目标都是(✨)(shì )一(yī )个：李(👥)夫人的猫眼(yǎ(🍏)n )宝(👠)(bǎo )石。一(yī )开(🏳)(kā(🌲)i )始，猫眼竟然被手(shǒu )段(duàn )并(🎁)不(🍫)高明的徐志祥(♊)偷到了手；不(🏍)(bú )过没过一会(🔁)儿(😝)就被白(bái )小姐(🌰)骗了(le )去。正当(🍛)二人一个沮(jǔ(🏜) )丧(😸)(sàng )一个得意之(💻)时，华夫人出现(🤯)(xiàn )在(zài )他(tā )们面(🖌)前，讥讽他们(🛠)都(dōu )是有眼(yǎ(🍶)n )无(♌)(wú )珠的笨贼(🕦)。原(💋)来，白(bái )小姐手(👂)中的猫眼是假的，真货(huò )已(yǐ(❄) )经落到了华夫(😕)人的手中。心高(👥)(gā(💨)o )气(qì )傲的白(🌳)小(🚢)姐受不了(le )这(zhè )样的羞(xiū )辱(🔍)，竟(🏸)带了几个同党(🔊)(dǎng )去(qù )找华夫(👓)人拼命。一番折(🏸)腾(😕)后，白(bái )小姐没(🎶)有伤了华夫(🏯)人(rén )一根汗毛(🛃)(má(💣)o )自己却险些出(🍫)事，反(fǎn )被(bèi )华(❄)夫人救了出来，并(🚟)因此与(yǔ )徐(🥂)(xú )志(zhì )祥相爱(🆑)了(👼)。徐志祥原(yuá(🕚)n )本(🎤)是个(gè )正(zhèng )直(⛵)的青年，他不甘(gān )堕(duò )落，决定(⛱)改过自新。在他(✔)的影(yǐng )响(xiǎng )下(🎤)，白(🐭)小姐也决心(🌑)从(🙁)此洗手不(bú )干(gàn )了。华夫人(✴)因(🚰)此十(shí )分(fèn )懊(🎊)恼，决定对徐志(🖍)祥实施家(jiā )法(🌳)(fǎ(🌱) )。然而，当华夫人(😆)从老刘口中(🆚)(zhōng )得(dé )知白小(🐕)姐(💁)就是自己的(de )女(🦈)儿小凤(fèng )时，不(🍽)禁惊喜交集，当(dā(🏔)ng )即取消了处(🏴)死徐志祥的决(🛺)定(🏝)(dìng )。老(lǎo )刘十(👷)分(🕯)恼怒，竟拿小(xiǎ(📗)o )凤的性(xìng )命(mìng )相要挟，逼华夫(🔹)人(rén )对(duì )徐志(🤬)祥执行家法。为(🧞)了(♑)女儿，华(huá )夫(😾)人(🕦)只得照办，但是她只是打(dǎ(🌫) )伤(☕)(shāng )了徐志祥的(💹)肩膀。对(duì )一切(⏳)毫(háo )不知情的(👤)白(🎖)小姐自然(rán )不(💚)(bú )会因此感(🧚)激华夫人，却因(🧀)为(🍇)她(tā )打(dǎ )伤了(🕧)自己的爱人对(👩)她(tā )充满了仇(chó(🥔)u )恨。不久，伤愈(😣)后的(de )徐(xú )志祥(🚠)要(🥏)和白小姐结(💶)婚(😉)了。华(huá )夫(fū )人(🏰)(rén )知道老刘决不会放过(guò )他(👗)们，便(biàn )急忙赶(⚫)到了教堂，并(bì(🔰)ng )在(🐍)教堂门外开(📮)枪(🦋)将正准备行凶(xiōng )的(de )老刘击(🐷)毙(😎)。教堂里，白小姐(🧞)和(hé )徐(xú )志祥(🥣)在婚礼进行曲(🍃)(qǔ(📣) )中(zhōng )结为了(le )夫(🔎)妇。看到自己(💵)的女(nǚ )儿(ér )得(🚌)到(🔽)了幸福，华夫人(🤜)无怨无悔(huǐ )地(👆)(dì )随警察登上了(🚉)警车。 Adapted from the successful novel, Dead in 5 Heartbeats, by Ralph "Sonny" Barger with Keith and Kent Zimmerman. The story follows the Infidelz MC's former President, Patch Kinkade, who has left his personal demons behind for the calm of desert life. When war erupts between his brothers he left behind and the rival Hooligans, Patch rides back into town to either make peace or do battle. 目前片(〰)方(fāng )邀请到《007：(💥)大(🚝)破天幕(mù )杀(🐇)(shā(😐) )机》的两位编剧(🌥)尼尔·珀维(wéi )斯(sī )和(hé )罗伯(🍐)特·维德为影(💏)片(piàn )撰写剧(jù(🆑) )本(➡)(běn )，《侦探科杰(⏳)克(🚎)》根(gēn )据1970年代热播的同名美(🍖)剧(💭)改编，范(fàn )·迪(🧓)塞尔在推特上(🍆)表示希望李(lǐ(🏵) )安(💇)(ān )来执导本片(🛣)。 Frankie is in her forties, ambitious and successful. She works in the aerospace industry at Filton, designing surveillance drones for the military. Shes never married, and is completely in control of every part of her life. Her closest relationship is with her father, who worked as an engineer on Concorde. But her life changes forever when she embarks on a passionate affair with Kahil, a French/Algerian aerospace student, twenty years younger than her. One day, she arrives at work and is detained by the security services: Kahil is a person of interest to MI5. Her well-ordered life starts to unravel in a welter of suspicion and prejudice, as Frankie no longer knows whether to follow her passion or listen to the doubts that increasingly overwhelm her. 在前(qián )往(wǎ(👁)ng )新世界(jiè )的路(🕠)上(🤛)，草帽海贼团(tuá(🐁)n )的(de )各位悠哉游(📦)哉，举行了盛大豪(🈯)(háo )华(huá )的时(💸)装秀。而就在此(📻)(cǐ(👍) )时，他们(men )遭到(🐍)比(🦉)利奇准将所率(😮)(lǜ )领(lǐng )的海军的袭击，借着约(🕡)瑟芬(fēn )大(dà )炮(🌬)(pào )的威力，草帽(🧒)海(⬛)贼团(tuán )的船(🍦)飞(👢)(fēi )到(dào )了一座未知的小岛(👋)(dǎ(🉑)o )——手之岛。该(🅱)岛形状像一只(⭐)摊(tān )开(kāi )的手(⛪)掌(🌜)，并且上面云集(🚔)了来自(zì )全(🌬)(quán )世界的能工(🙎)巧(❎)匠。他(tā )们所制(📼)(zhì )作出的手工(📁)艺品得到(dào )路(lù )飞、乌索普(🌲)、布鲁克等人(🤯)大为(wéi )欣(xīn )赏(🛵)，但(😻)是手工艺品却(🍁)(què )十分短缺(quē )。因为这里的壮(✅)丁都(dōu )被(bèi )比(🛰)利奇准将拉去(🛹)修建海军基(jī(🤯) )地(💀)(dì )，饱受压迫。路(🚾)飞意外(wài )邂(🛠)逅了(le )雕(diāo )蜡工匠(🌹)杰高，既勾(gōu )起(💵)(qǐ )了他童年的(🕚)记忆，也知晓了手(🙅)(shǒu )之(zhī )岛的(🏁)往事。比利奇准(🎟)将(➖)不断膨(péng )胀(zhà(❔)ng )的野心，必将为(🗡)这(zhè )座(zuò )小岛带(dài )来一场前(⛏)所未有的暴(bà(🎩)o )风(fēng )雨…… 简(💳)介(😛)：