Life story of a charming scoundrel, with little dialogue other than the star/director's witty narration. As a boy, only he survives a family tragedy when he's deprived of supper (poisonous mushrooms!) for stealing...concluding that dishonesty pays. Through years of dabbling in crime and amusing adventures, two women appear and reappear in his life, a dazzling blonde jewel thief and a stunning brunette gambler. Finally, he meets the mysterious Charbonnier who had saved his life in World War I, leading to the surprising next phase in his career... Ham Hamilton knows that gold-digger Marcia Trent is only after Robert Densmore for his money, so he tells Marcia that Robert is broke and she calls off the announced wedding. Disappointed and ready to die, Robert goes to Budapest, with Ham as his companion, where he decides he can best accomplish his death wish by making love to Marietta, whose husband, Spadissimo is the finest swordsman in all of Europe and will surely kill him in a duel. The duel is on and Robert is very quickly on the losing end when Ham, knowing that Spadissimo has a mother complex, poses as Robert's mother and Spadissimo breaks down in tears, while Robert, Marietta and Ham make a quick exit stage left. Marcia, having learned that Robert is not broke enters ready to renew the romance, but takes her romance notion in another direction when the sees the size of the castle of the recently-jilted Spadissimo. 女演(📇)员(💿)袁雪(🐍)娟(🔢)受(shò(🕉)u )环(🦍)境(jìng )所逼(bī )与春申舞台经理何晋卿同(tóng )居，却爱着在浙江(jiāng )公路(👥)(lù )局当(🥦)(dāng )工(⛩)程(🌠)(chéng )师(🥚)的(🕞)表兄(🚡)谢(🚺)志平(💁)。志(zhì )平与(yǔ )雪娟巧逢，看出雪(xuě )娟处(chù )境不(bú )妙，毅然与雪娟订婚，并(🍬)(bìng )负责(💘)(zé )母(⭐)女(➖)生活(⭐)，但(📣)雪娟(🍱)(juā(✌)n )必须(xū )退出(chū )舞台生活，雪娟欣然同意(yì )。志(zhì )平要去淅闽公路，出发(fā )前(📄)二(è(💑)r )人(📍)商定(✳)来(✨)年桃(💌)花(🏺)盛开(🗺)时(📋)在(zài )上海(hǎi )举行婚礼。雪娟被(bèi )何用(yòng )手段(duàn )隔断了与志平的联(🚾)系，加(jiā(⬆) )上母(🐦)亲(🧓)病逝(🏜)，不(🚿)得(🐸)(dé(🖼) )不(🎴)向(xiàng )何借(jiè )钱，并受挟重签唱戏合同(tóng )。志(zhì )平归来，听何说起(qǐ )雪娟(juān )之(🏒)事(shì )，一(🛥)怒而(🥡)去(🎦)。雪娟(🥜)在(🍦)戏台(🏚)(tá(🍫)i )上晕(yūn )倒，志平清醒过来(lái )，上(shàng )台抱(bào )着雪娟走出人群。 1885年，为(wéi )了组(zǔ )织(🐱)歌剧(✉)音(➰)乐节(🔧)，依(👁)(yī )拉(⛳)明(👽)(míng )格(🐊)小(👶)(xiǎo )镇邀请了一位有名的歌手(shǒu )，玛(mǎ )格达莱娜·戴尔奥(ào )托女(nǚ(🚌) )士。她不(🔎)仅会(😤)为(🐹)当地(🕔)歌(🍑)剧节(🦏)献(👖)(xiàn )唱，还会在教堂表(biǎo )演巴(bā )赫的(de )马太(tài )受难曲中的一部分。玛格(gé )达莱(🌼)娜·戴(♍)尔奥(🖊)托(✈)(tuō )女(🚄)士(🐜)(shì )受(🛹)到(🔸)(dào )依拉明格委员会，包括王(wáng )子本(běn )人的热烈欢迎。不(bú )久后(hòu )玛格(gé )达(🌤)莱娜(🌦)和(🌗)她同(😺)行(👵)的朋(😚)友(🕋)罗(luó(🏴) )尔莫(mò )泽，都表示自己是(shì )土生(shēng )土长(zhǎng )的德国人。事实上，真名(míng )为(⛱)玛(mǎ )格(😣)达·(🛵)施(🌵)瓦兹(🚅)的(😴)玛(mǎ(🔨) )格(🚎)达(dá )莱娜(nà )，不仅是依拉明格人，而(ér )且几年前愤怒地离(lí )家出(chū )走……(❓) （豆瓣(🔭)电影(🈴)字(🍰)幕翻(🎁)译(🤔)2.0小(xiǎ(🙄)o )组(🐇)） Ex-King Alfred VII is a young, handsome, and charming erstwhile monarch who once ruled a nation of two million people. Now all he has left are his Count Humbert and Duchess Anna, along with enough money to live an idle life in Paris with dozens of servants. He hasn't seen daylight in years; he prefers instead to drink himself into a stupor regularly. He's phenomenally bored, and a routine trip to a tedious cabaret finds a chorus girl flirting with him. He calls her to his apartment, apparently to seduce her as he's done many times before, but when she comes, he's passed out. Her outrage gives Humbert and Anna the idea that might bring Alfred out of his unhappy ennui - tell him she didn't come, and have her act as though he weren't so important after all. He of course pursues her with vigor and is snapped out of his apathy. But what happens if she falls in love with him? Reporter Curt Devlin loves sob sister Ellen Garfield but believes women are "bum newspapermen". When she learns the identity of a murdered arsonist, he calls it luck. When she goes after the murderer he gets enough evidence to have Maitland Coulter arrested. She finds a bunch of "not guilty" ballots and publishes the wrong story; he eavesdrops on the jury and gets the correct verdict. After being fired she gets a confession from the real killer and gets Coulter released. 昭和初年，日本经(jīng )济萎(wěi )靡不(bú )振，大批劳动者失业，贫(pín )苦人(rén )家卖(⤴)儿卖(🤓)女(🔲)，上演(🗜)(yǎ(🖖)n )几多(🚊)(duō(🎣) )人间(🍙)(jiān )悲剧。远在南国的伊豆山(shān )区似(sì )乎也未曾幸免，人(rén )们出(chū )出进(👣)(jìn )进，来(🍰)来往(💸)往(🌥)，为了(🕓)生(🔝)计(jì(🦗) )疲(💤)于(yú )奔命。在这条总长(zhǎng )80公里(lǐ )的山(shān )路上，有一个长途公交车(chē )司机格(👗)外受人(🛵)欢迎(✔)。他(⛳)(tā )面(🦏)容(🔻)(róng )俊(📒)朗(🙂)(lǎng )，为人谦和，对在路上遇(yù )见的旅客总会恭敬(jìng )地道(dào )声“谢谢”，因此他被(🍑)人们(😡)称(🌫)(chēng )为(🥇)“谢(🚭)谢先(🥔)生(✔)”（上(🥐)原(yuán )谦 饰(shì )）。这一天，谢谢先生按时发(fā )车，同车的有他所喜欢(huān )女(⚫)孩(hái )，如(🐐)(rú )今(🐀)却(🔰)要被(♋)卖(✡)到城(🌋)里(😣)沦为妓(jì )女。旅途上，大事小事(shì )不断(duàn )，从(cóng )中也弥漫出几多愁绪与温(wē(🥧)n )馨……(❓)